Excellent One Liners
These are some of our favourite hilarious, shocking, insightful one-liners from the book! We had no idea what was on the tapes until we transcribed them. It would be unfair if you bought the book before getting a taste first.
"You have to turn the page on the past and move on. But first of all you have to see what's written on the page."
"Ed, I think you're going to have to stop creaming against the curtains."
"What kind of a cunt are you? Oh, that gives me perfect excuse to be this kind of a cunt then, because that level of cunt-ism is accepted, in fact expected in our business community."
"Aah... so she's totally avoiding her own sexuality and beating you up for being scared of her own fucking fanny!"
"I knew that at some stage I'd have to shit the Indian way."
"I want you, do you want me, so let's meet up and fuck or whatever."
"Oh God, it's so horrifying to see that I have repeated all my Dad's patterns; and my Mum's patterns!"
"You either join the women, or you get fucked up by the women..."
"I didn't really give a fuck about kids or anything, but right then I needed to be loved, I needed sex, I needed a fix, I needed to trap someone, I needed to be trapped, I needed safety and all that shit; and a child was just a by-product that we had to deal with."
"Is that what male bonding is?"